Monday Funday: My Favorite Movie Quotes

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This post is totally random, but was sparked from watching one of my favorite comedies the other night. It got me thinking about my favorite movie quotes, but not of the, "Here's looking at you, kid..." kind. I'm talking the, "Put the fucking lotion in the basket..." kind! These are the quotes that I randomly laugh at, even if the movie is a thriller, or the kind that I am able to incorporate into my everyday conversation. Many of the films listed below have multiple quotes. Go figure!

This post totally reveals how much of a product of the 80's I am... and how twisted.

BACK TO SCHOOL:

"Now that's what I call Marine Biology!"

"I'd love to tame your shrew!"

DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD:

"Dishes are done, man..."

"Clown dog shit's gone, man..."

"I'm right on top of that, Rose!"

"It's a rat race and it sucks, Kenny. So what do you want, a medal?"

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS:

"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

"...was she a great big fat person?"

"..are about a size 14?"

There's one more from this flick but I think I've revealed too many sick quotes that I find to be hilarious... can you guess?

WAYNE'S WORLD:

"She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine"

"asphinctersayswhat"

"If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset."

"Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww."

"Ex-squeeze me? Baking powder? "

"It certainly does suck."

Why don't I just recite the whole movie for you?

THE BIRD CAGE:

"I made you short?"

"It's aspirin with the "A" and the "S" scraped off."

"Oh God, I pierced the toast!"

"He blew a BUBBLE with his GUM while I was singing. He can't do that while I'm SINGING!"

"My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat."

"Fuck the shrimp!"

"I don't know, I made it up. I made it up!"

"What is this, sludge?"

DUMB & DUMBER:

"We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

"Excuse me, Flo?"

"WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!"

" No and I DON'T CARE!"

SHAUN OF THE DEAD:

"Can I get... any of you c@#!$... a drink?"

 "Don't forget to kill Philip!"

"You've got red on you."

"I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing!"

"There's a girl in the garden."

JURASSIC PARK:

" Must go faster."

"Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?"

"Clever girl..."

LOVE ACTUALLY:

"I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?"

"Let's get pissed and watch porn."

"America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissell! ... And he's got a big *knob*!"

"Try my lovely nuts."

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